"What was the saddest moment of your life?"
"Probably when I got arrested after a bar fight in Vegas."
"What was the fight about?"
"I don't even remember."
"Do you remember the most frightened you've ever been?"
"Probably when I had a gun pulled on me in Canada."
"I think it started with us trying to pull a tree out of the ground, and ended in us chanting "USA! USA! Then somebody pulled out a gun."
"I'm noticing a pattern."
"Yeah, same group of guys."