Wuggie Norple
In a little house. in a little village, not far away from Thunderbolt City, lived a whistle fixer named Lunchbox Louie. He had a wife named Bigfoot the Chipmunk and a little son named King Waffle. Every day Lunchbox Louie would kiss Bigfoot the Chimpmunk and King Waffle, and walk to his shop in Thunderbolt City…
Aaaaahhh! Did you acquire this?
Yes, yes I did. It is quite the time machine.
Where did you get it? I’m looking on Amazon and a used copy is $50!